7.Asking for extra caramel isn’t cute
It’s called a “drizzle” for a reason. If you’re secretly hoping we’ll unscrew the cap and dump a few tablespoons in, just cut to the chase. But be prepared for us to roll our eyes. Secrets rolling out together!
8.No, we don’t think your nine-pump quad-mocha sounds good
In fact, it makes us want to vomit—especially when you are ordering it first thing in the morning, and we have yet to sober up.
9.Your coffee isn’t the most important thing in the world
Sometimes we make mistakes. Sometimes we spill things. Instead of demanding to know what’s taking so long, take a moment to notice that we are busting our asses and trying to do our best. Better yet: If we did, in fact, spill something and a degree burn are slowly forming, maybe ask if we’re ok. We are human…which brings me to my next point…
