10.Don’t ask if we are robots
We are not robots—and you won’t believe how many people ask us this totally demeaning question. We might make a million cups of coffee a day to your exact specifications, but feel free to buy a Keurig if you think machines make better coffee than people.
11.We hate whoever invented the “double blended.”
Some genius thought this was a smart way to get a “smoother” Frappuccino. But what you’re getting is an extra-watery milkshake. Do you really want us to be forced to put your Grande drink in a venti cup? Does that make you feel good about yourself—like you cheated the system? Be a real man and just order an ice-free iced latte instead.
12.Summer at Starbucks kind of sucks
Have you experienced a Frappuccino rush? It’s not pretty. Especially if you order double blended drinks (see above). Blending take time, mixing up the Frappuccino base takes time, and the whole process is sticky and annoying. Please be patient—most stores only have two blenders.