16.We love our regulars
The people who come in everyday earn a special place in our hearts. We love to know what to make you when you walk in the door and ask how you are doing. It alway feels good to see a friendly face before noon, so please don’t ever be a stranger.
You might be tired. You might not have had any caffeine yet. But for god’s sake, when we say, “Hello! How are you?” we would love an answer. It’ll make the whole exchange a little more pleasant for everyone involved.
18.If you are nice, we might just have a treat for you.
Because being nice pays off—you might just get that odd shot that we have sitting around from the single Americano or triple mocha. Don’t feel like being nice? That shot is going down the drain. This is our source of power.
19.No, you’re not allowed to take more than one sample.
Seriously. Don’t be that guy. How they wish they could tell us, but sad they have to keep it in the secrets.