7. To the surgery ward
“What are you doing on Friday?”
“Not you.”
8. No, you did not…
“I am a photographer and I’ve been looking for a face like yours.”
“I am a plastic surgeon and I’ve been looking for a face like yours.”
9. LMAO
“Hey. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?”
“Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.”