Breakup is indeed quite a tough phase of one’s life. It’s like breaking apart emotionally, mentally and physically. But what makes it more unbearable and painful are those annoying questions people ask you after your breakup. Those questions make you feel like leaving everything and going to a place where you can hide your whole life. Because your breakup is too overwhelming for you. But rather than running away, you should confront the world with confidence and dignity.
Have a look at these ridiculously annoying questions people ask when you breakup.
1. Are you okay?
No! I’m dying inside. But I’m going to tell your nosy ass that I’m doing fine because if I don’t you’re going to irritate me more with your annoying questions.
2. Why did it happen?
Because misunderstandings covered a lot of space in our relationship like few nosy people in your life.
3. Did you breakup or did he?
How does it make a difference? The fucking point here is that we broke up and that’s not going to change, You annoying prick!!
4. How did you break it to him?
Why are you asking these annoying questions? Are you going to write a book on our breakup problems?
5. Was there no way to work out the issues?
Of course, there was. But we still chose to breakup because we’re stupid people.
6. Was there anything they could have done to change your mind?
I would have changed my mind if he would have agreed to die. Is it too much to ask for?
7. Do you miss him?
Is asking annoying yet obvious questions something you do for a living? Because you’re great at it.
8. Are you scared of being alone?
Right now? Of course not. So you may take yourself far away from me. Thank you!
9. Any chances of you guys getting back?
Yes sure. If you promise to leave me the fuck alone then we’ll surely give it a try.
10. Is he seeing someone else now?
Are you willing to hit on him if he’s not? Well, go ahead because he knows how to maintain two at one time.
11. Have you moved on?
I had to. Because this is what life is all about. And I have no regret.
12. Would you like me to set you up?
Would you like me to kick your ass?