13. Cool, When Are You Dumping Him?
So I can start humping you.
14. That’s Okay, I Just Want To Be Your Manfriend.
What does that even mean, though?
15. John Bravo Was The Ultimate Boyfriend With The Best Responses For Every Situation.
You could always use a spare set, right?
16. Make The “See You Around” More Menacing.
Just for kicks.