7. Chandler to Rachel: You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?
8. Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: You don’t know how long we’re gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?
9. Monica: I know that you’re new at this, but this is completely unacceptable bath decorum.
Chandler: Oh, it’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed.