Yeah, wait for the sun to light your path to a very painful deathvia
Pretending to be mommy, well isn’t that innovationvia
Because carrying around a bag, or briefcase is so clichévia
The first thing you do when you see a bug, after screaming of course, grab your slippers to squash the bugger, well these would make it all the more easiervia
So, tell me, how crazy did you find the Japanese inventions, totally nuts or actually brilliant?