4. Tracking their whereabouts
In a relationship– Because you’re their designated parole officer and you need to be aware of wherever they are. You are concerned after all.
Stranger-danger– Once they become aware of your pastime of stalking them, get ready to be beaten into a pulp by the police.
5. Leaving them notes, for them to find when they come back
In a relationship– *finding I LOVE YOU notes stuck to the wall* He came in while I wasn’t here to stick these notes. How romantic! *and there starts the water work*
Stranger-danger– Same scenario, but no relationship. First thing you do upon finding them is- AAAHHHHHH!! Scream you lungs out. Who the hell has been in my room? Are they still here? Am I gonna be murdered?
6. Sudden telepathy awakens and you know EXACTLY what they are thinking
In a relationship– Aww, we have such a great connection, he/she knows me soo well.
Stranger-Danger– Oh my god, that is so creepy! How did he know what I wanted to eat? What a psycho freak, better stay away from him.