7. Knowing passwords to all their accounts
In a relationship– You’re the keeper of all their secrets.
Stranger-danger– You’re extremely good at stalking them you freak show.
8. Being called names which can be anything but our own
In a relationship– *gooey puppy eyes*
Stranger-danger– *bloody creepy douche bag, I ain’t your “honey milk.”
9. Coming up with creepy lines like, “Your nose is so cute! I could eat it!”
In a relationship– He is the utter figure of romanticism for saying that
Stranger-danger– Get the hell away from me you cannibal!!