- We will be your shield from stupid people
Mastering sarcasm also gives us the ability to insult people without them realizing it. Since hitting people publicly is prohibited in this era, we choose sarcasm as our weapon. You will always have a private joke with us when dealing with idiots. And your annoyance will disguise in sarcasm.
- We can see through bullshit
We are the human lie detectors. Maybe it’s the result of all those years of brain stretching and exercising. We have the superpower to sniff out bullshit from a mile away. So we can come handy in your mental protection no one can deceive us.
- We are the funniest
The easiest way to pick us out is to spot the funniest and popular guy in the crowd. And yea that would be we! But if you know us you will probably understand our sarcasm and never get bored.