13.Your future guy makes plans with you in advance. A douchebag always pops up out of nowhere the same day.
14.Your future man is great in real life. A douchebag looks good only on paper if that.
15.Your future love makes you feel chased. A guy who’s wasting your time is someone you’re always struggling to pin down.
16.Your future man thinks you’re the most beautiful woman in the world. A douche bag’s eyes keep wandering.
