16. Why won’t you listen to your Mother, Kate?
You know you were too dependent on your mom when she picks all the clothes for you.
17. Mom, why are you drunk in the morning?
It’s always good to have a mom reminding us of our priorities in the morning.
18. Damn, Auto-erect!
One of those instances where you don’t want to find out what really happened.
19. Woah, party animal!
When your mom’s having a better social life than yours.
20. Yeah, how can you be?
Sometimes, you just laugh at a text so much that it becomes downright adorable.