21. This one gets it.
You know your mom’s drunk when you get replies like this.
22. Not all heroes wear capes.
Well, that’s the genes where you got your blunt honesty from if you were wondering. Savage af.
23. Drunk Mom goes (trolling).
You are on her mind wherever she is. Not even drunk mom thinks about herself.
24. Big Daddy.
And yes. if you were wondering, Ben did not sleep that night. Or, any other.