7. What are those scratches all about?
Maybe it was better an option to leave that raccoon alone over there.
8. Are you a grown up man! Seriously?
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Well, this can be counted as a valid point here. No one can really speak with such amount of gummy bears in the mouth.
9. A better way is yet to be invented!
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Is there really any single way out there which can be looked over to get an escape from a wife? Maybe not!