13. You owe the biggest THANK YOU of the century to this piece of crap, how could you forget
14. I sincerely hope no one ate them
15. As if a flood would take place, because all they will do is that
I know what I would be doing at my wedding, putting up a board- “Give only money as a gift, any other gift givers will be very, very cruelly executed. Thank you.” God save everyone from such awkward wedding gifts!