7.FEED THE CAT.
The cat seems in nothing less than a shock. Because literally does he expect cats to work even for getting something to eat food?
You better teach your kids to at least feed me, people!
8.YOU CAN’T GO OUTSIDE.
Not everything is inside! The law remains intact.
P.S- He’ll make a pretty fine lawyer!
9.LETS TOAST!
“We told our 3yr old that New Years is special because you get to toast to a New Year. A few hours later she told, “Are we gonna make toast now?!” And thus a new years day tradition was born”
Oxford better stop being lazy and not mean different things for the same word!
These kids just found a way to let you down!
10.IT’S TOO NICE OUTSIDE TO PLAY GAMES INSIDE.
“Not exactly what I had in mind when I told my son it was too nice out to play games inside”
11.PUT YOUR SHOES BY THE FRONT DOOR.
Oh c’mon! Nobody follows instructions like this child here! We need to learn from them so much.
12.HOW DO YOU KNOW? SHOW THE THINKING.
Teacher’s start re-framing your sentences!