4. Husbands are full of jokes.
Sometimes his humor can land him on the couch for the night.
5. Some men will forever need a mommy.
You never knew this would happen. But you chose this married life. Are you up for the challenge?
6. Thou shalt never tell her she looks fat.
It’s amazing that some men still haven’t figured this out.
7. Some marriages never change.
Just throw a couple kids in the mix and that’s the secret of your perfect married life.