7. It is okay to believe in miracles. But this example right here has all the transgressed all the essentials that are needed for something to be considered as a miracle. Where did that colour even come from? Probably God had too much of black colour left from the earlier batches.
8. “Dude, just my name happens to be Bean, I am not a bean bag. I hope you under… Oh! nevermind, let me just sleep now. I will give you a taste of your own medicine once I wake up, you young lad.”
9. Yes, it’s true, dogs do fill voids. My dog seems to have taken this quite literally.