Sarcastic Replies To People’s Absurd Questions!


5) Why do you wake up so late in the morning??

Cos’ I’m a blood-sucking vampire who stays up all night, hunting for people like you!


6) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?

What would you do?? Convince my parents for our marriage?? Sorry to say but I’ve decided to remain a ‘Bal-Brahmachari’ forever!

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7) What are your future plans?

To teach my child never to poke his nose in others’ business and annoy them with his ridiculous questions!


8) What do you do with your mobile phone all day?

I google how to get rid of irritating people!

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