9) Why don’t you accept my friend request??
Instead, you should ask, “Why did you block me??”, because that’s exactly what I did a few minutes before!
10) Why do you hang out with your stupid friends??
Because with people like you around, I don’t have any other better options!
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You can count on these really cool sarcastic replies in order to shut the mouth of the people asking absurd questions!