Well, I’m not gonna write crap and bore you people out, Because we all already know how great Sheldon Cooper is. Check out Sheldon Cooper’s Funniest lines from ‘The Big Bang Theory‘.
It’s really hard to pick funniest lines just a few when almost everything that comes by Sheldon Cooper is pure comic gold.
Note: S.C (Sheldon Cooper)
1- Amy: Ok Sheldon, make a wish and blow off the candles.
(Sheldon attempts to blow but Amy blocks one intentionally.)
Amy: Oops, missed one. Now your wish can’t come true.
Sheldon : Lucky for you, cuz I wished you were dead.
3- Penny: Hey Sheldon.
Sheldon: What can I do for you ladies?
Amy: You have something we want.
Sheldon: Oh, dear. My mother warned me this is what happens to pretty boys in the big city.
4- Leonard: “Relax, it’s just a dirty sock.”
Sheldon: “How on earth can you say “dirty sock” and “relax” in the same sentence?”
5- Leonard: Are you insane? I’m not going to prostitute myself just so we can get some new equipment.
Sheldon: Oh, come on! Why not?
Leonard: Good night, Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper: Given how much time you spend engaging in pointless self-abuse, you might consider, just this once, using your genitalia to actually accomplish something!
6- Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.