13- Not -so- sorry
14- Sheldon Cooper: Thankfully all the things my girlfriend used to do can be taken care of with my right hand.
15- Sheldon: I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd, 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.
16- S.C: I’m exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Penicillin can’t take this away.
17 – S.C: There’s no denying that I have feelings for you that can’t be explained in any other way. I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite, but that seems even more far-fetched. The only conclusion was love.
18- Howard: I thought you didn’t like Facebook anymore.
S.C: Don’t be silly, I’m a fan of anything that tries to replace actual human contact.
Aren’t these funniest lines hilarious enough?