13. Lost And Found!
“My sister gave me a bracelet, which was already mine and it had been gone for years.”
14. Your Childhood Is Over.
“Brother got a pocket knife in a small cylinder package (old toilet paper roll) wrapped like candy. Excited, I started unwrapping mine that looked similar.
Underwear. All of it underwear.”
15. Looks Like They Want You To Die.
“Peanut butter. I’m allergic to peanuts.”