5. Don’t you feel lonely?
Guess what? I have friends, unlike you.
6. It will happen when you least expect it.
You know, I have had bigger expectations. But then, life happened. So, basically, I have no expectations at all.
7. Are you playing “the longer you wait for the hotter you date” card?
No duh. I don’t look forward to waking up next to a volcano.
8. Try those online dating sites.
Enough said.