9. There are plenty of fishes in the sea.
What if I told you I hate fish?
10. I will fix you up with a friend of mine.
Don’t. Just don’t. I am still on a practice of punching idiots on their face.
11. Aren’t you still over you past relationship?
Nah. The only thing I am not over yet is F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
12. It’s better to be single anyway.
Well, of course.
13. Are you straight?
For the record, I’m happy and gay. Just that.
So the next time, make sure you have a befitting reply to those irksome remarks that people make.
