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Can we eat in front of you?
No, please take your trash at least 100 miles from me. I can stand your meal, it’s you’ I cannot stand!
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But you eat eggs, right?
No, we aren’t “Eating-Eggs-Still-Calling-Ourselves-Vegetarian” Vegetarians!
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So, since when are you a vegetarian now?
Ummm, I cannot remember, maybe since always!