Some men have that impeccable style of grabbing attention and turning all the heads around. Then there are those, who try their best to get noticed by using a cheesy weapon called pick up lines. It’s really hard to decipher what the person, who’s about to deliver these lines, is thinking. Maybe he wants her to laugh (which may reciprocate to love!), or maybe he’s really being sedulous. Whatever be the reason, but hearing a cockeyed line is always entertaining.
If the person you’re using your pick up lines on, appreciates humor (irrespective of it having any sense), then it may help you. Otherwise it won’t take much time for you to go from “unnoticed” to “no f*ucking chance”.
Anyways, these pick up lines are too bad to be too good!
1. “Your parents must be terrorists because they made a bomb.”
2. “Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”
3. “Do you live in a corn field? ‘coz I am stalking you.”
4. “I heard you’re looking for a stud. I have STD and all I need is you.”
5. “You made my software turn hardware.”
6. “It’s so good that I have my library card ‘coz I am checking you out.”
7. “Are you a campfire? ‘coz you’re hot and I want some more.”
8. “Hey is your name WiFi? ‘coz I guess we have a connection.”
9. “Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore and my face should be among them.”
10. “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘coz I have scraped my knees falling for you.”
11. “If you’d be a transformer, you’d be Optimus fine.”
12. “I assume you’re good at algebra. Will you replace my X without asking Y?”
13. “Have you checked the MENU? It’s Me-N-U.”
14. “The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to your house and spread the word.”
15. “I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?”