Valentine’s Day, the day love is celebrated all over the world was here and for some, it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are while for others it means joy and romance. There are a lot of people like me who thinks that it’s a materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act and this whole thing is nothing but fake. So here we have put together the most hilariously self-deprecating and darkest tweets by single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor!
1.Responsible adult, we read from her first tweet, go into the second and voila the perspective has changed.
2.Plenty of fish in the sea but can’t catch even one. The story of every single guy out there.
3.Dogs are faithful, sometimes better than friends, you will never walk alone.
4.That moment when even the most disgusting place gets engaged but you aren’t.
5.Even nature loves you but just as a ‘friend’.
6.Flirting 101: Never mention food!
7.Joey would have loved that valentines’ day plans.
8.The third time might be the charm, ask her to be a friend, she might say yes.
9.That sounds like a ‘broken record. That guy is so rich he can’t take himself to dinner.
10.That is so cruel. You will die single.
11.Table for one, please! That would be all.
12.Being single is what single does. Love to hate people who would hate to not love each other.
13.Give the guy who made that an award. It sure will hurt for everyone.
14.Maybe you will find someone who hates cats, that could be the start of your doggy tail!
15.Grammar Nazi spotted people. Run for your lives if you value your life!
16.Two reasons I hate love stories, I am not in them, and the story is not about me.
17.The optimistic pie chart on why you’re single. These tweets totally sum up the life of single people.
18.Better than pills and condom. Works like a charming day in and day out, 100% success guaranteed.