Married life is crazy af! You love a person and then you involve the government into all of it. It’s just mind boggling! Watch how these eighteen images depict the actual craziness of a marriage.
1. Get Hitched They Said. Married Life Will Be Fun They Said.
Slightly trapped between the wall. Slightly.
2. There Kitty Kitty. Right There. Just Paw The Lights Off.
And you thought college life was lazier? No college student would waste two hours of his life over a damn switch. These are married life shit.
3. That’s So Sadistic. I Approve!
I’m definitely doing this to my wife. Let’s hope she doesn’t kick me out.
4. She Is A Goddess To Me…
… And that butt hot.
5. Yikes! Someone’s Very Pissed About Getting Up In The Morning!
And that someone is taking it all out on the poor tube.
6. If This Is How Crazy Married Life Is Then I Want To Sign Up Immediately.
This is crazy! Wish there was a camera to record her reaction.
7. Just Sending Subtle Hints To My Wifey.
They’re subtle, right?
8. “You Said This Was A Superhero Movie But That Guy Just Turned The Other Guy Into A Fvcking Kebab!”
Trust me, this was the best romantic movie of 2016.
9. You Only Get Old When You Let Yourself Get Old.
These old folks are still crazy!
10. You Already Ate Yours! Go Away!
Married life is crazy and so am I. I would have eaten all that. It looks delicious!
11. When Is The Next Ham Express Due? Ours Expires On The 22nd Of This Month.
Married life is full of adventures!
12. The Husband Is Still Sending Subtle Signs To His Wife.
And she still isn’t picking them up.
13. What The Fvck Wife? Move Out Of The Way. Your Dear Husband Is Making The Bed.
Married life can drive you crazy!
14. Wife Wanted A Dog, I Didn’t. So We Compromised And Got A Dog.
And I’m the lucky bastard who gets to walk and feed him. And I also get to clean up his mess and potty train him. Lucky me!
15. Is That Aladdin’s Magic Carpet?
And which one cleaned which part? I’d choose the carpet any day.
16. He’s Gonna Need Some Milk If He Keeps That Up.
James Breakwell sure has an awesome life partner.
17. Just Wait For The ‘Are You Calling Me Fat?’ Retort.
Just you wait.
18. So… Is It An Inside Joke For Anal Or Her Tendency To Spend Long Time In The Shitter?
Crazy married life…