13. Priorities matter
And you aren’t mine anymore.
14. Well, the world wants me!
A fine specimen, I am. Really in demand.
15. That changed it into a nightmare real quick.
Run for your precious life!
These some of the funniest texts from people who hate their exes.This crosses the realms of sarcastic replies! So hilarious, kudos to the ones who actually replied them. Hating your ex in style, now that’s a trend to follow.