24 Best Responses To The Annoying “I Have A Boyfriend.” Retort. By Pranav - February 27, 2017 0 560 21. Whoa! That’s nasty. 22. Have A Good Time. True gentleman. 23. WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! Forget the dropkick, do an RKO. 24. Stop Being So Self Absorbed Lady. Now tell me where I am.