18 Cringe Worthy Things You Do When You’re Drunk

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Things You Do When You’re Drunk

There are three types of drunkards 1) Who drink responsibly, 2) Who pass out and then there is 3) Who don’t know what “being responsible” means and are unable to pass out. So what do we do when we are drunk? We proceed to do every dumb act possible which our sober self would shy from.

Here are just some of the many “glorious” acts of stupidity that alcohol brings out in us when drunk:

 

  1. Dancing

You turn into Beyonce as soon as the 5th drink is in. Beyonce to only you, in reality, you look like you’re having a seizure.

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  1. Telling someone your exact thoughts about them

This new found honesty could earn you a punch someday.

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  1. Text or worse, call your ex

No matter you much you coached yourself when you were sober, you may delete his number to be safe but your drunk self surprisingly turns out to be good at remembering numbers.

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  1. Slurring out philosophical shit

You’re enlightened beyond even Buddha himself, spewing out garbled crap that only makes sense to your fellow drunk mates.

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  1. Your Favorite spot? The floor

The floor is the place where you feel most at home and connected to Mother Nature.

 

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