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Spilling secrets
The very secrets you vowed to take to the grave with you, alas! Thou shall reap your sins.
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Becoming the richest person alive
Expensive? That’s not a word in my dictionary! I’ll buy every f***ing drink available and drown myself in it.
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Overeat
As I said, you become too rich when drunk which facilitates the sudden increase in your appetite. You could shame an elephant into extinction when you eat.
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Exhibiting extreme emotional levels
You’re screaming like a banshee or crying like you’re the last person on earth or laughing like Voldemort. Too many feels, right?
