Teachers have always been sending notes, dare I say, cringeworthy notes to the parents for what their kids have been doing at school every now and then. Here are some of those cringeworthy notes that teachers sent home to really poor parents and trust me, you’re going to love these pieces.
#1 “During math, Aiden told another student he drew a boy with a penis, pooping… I explained that we don’t need to talk about penises and pooping during math.”
Well, not that it is necessary, but Math surely is a four-letter word.
#2 “Amara has a worm in her pocket. She did not want to throw it away. I just wanted to give you a heads up.”
#3 “Tried to kiss a girl in class/cafeteria.”
Wait, where? Class or cafeteria or class and cafeteria?
#4 “During Math today Max was having a hard time following along. When I asked him why he wasn’t doing his work, Max responded, ‘Well, I’m just too good looking!’”
I can’t even.
#5 “When I was reading to the class, Tanner removed his shoe and sock and began playing with something. It was a dead lizard. I removed the sock — it smelled of dead things.”
#6 “[Your kid] and a few of his friends often makeup characters, give them amusing names and then have exciting adventures at playtimes. This in itself is an imaginative and creative pastime … however, it has come to our attention that one of the characters has the name ‘Wildo the Dildo.’”
#7 “Another student took her pencil, and she referred to him as a ‘Hanzo Main.’ I have no idea what that means, however, it was clearly meant as an insult.”
Any player of Overwatch could tell you whether it was an insult, ma’am.
#8 “I spoke to Charlie about the King Cake incident today. He admitted to lying to you about it.”
What are we up against here? Another history lesson?
#9 “Aysha had a tough day of listening at school. She ended up in the ‘think about it chair 2x.’”
I need to get myself one of those “think about it chair” as well.
#10 “Gabby did not like the Brie cheese, as soon as she opened it she started crying saying it smelled.”
#11 “Kimmy was very proud of her poem … but we’re going to try another one next week without the potty language.”
#12 “Danica let a friend smell her chapstick and the friend ‘accidentally’ took a bite. Sorry.”
These cringeworthy notes must have given them one hell of a day.