People are quick to say that marriage is a sacred bond but nobody realises that marriage can also be a highly sarcastic tug of war! These epic tweets are enough proof of that.
1. That’s An Interesting Way Of Stealing Snacks
This guy is fifty steps ahead of his wife and everyone else.
2. When Your Child Is More Mature Than You
That was a coordinated attack on the husband in my opinion.
3. Epic Tweets About A Wonderful Thing Called Snacksiddent
What I want to know is were the cookies chocolate chip?
4. I’m Pretty Sure She Picked Serial Killer Documentaries
They always like to sleep to that sick shit.
5. It Was Really Funny At The Time
Trust men to make dumb decisions like that.
6. His Name Might Be Henpecked Hal But He’s Actually A Chad Hal
Epic tweets made by husbands before they were thrown out of the bedroom and forced to sleep on the couch.
7. Her Husband Has Got His Priorities Set
Or maybe that’s because you don’t treat your children like you would treat wood?
8. It Is Like That Sometimes. Or Try All The Time!
But men still won’t remember the important dates.
9. That’s One Way Of Telling Your Husband To Join A Gym Or Start Exercising
Epic tweets packed with pure sass.
10. Bro, What The Hell Happened To My Brain Cells
Gotta hand it to the mannequin guy. That must have been one realistic mannequin!
11. That Is The Age-Old Question: Where Would You Like To Eat?
And the answer to this question doesn’t even exist.
12. I Googled Quiche And Now I’m Hungry
Get yourself a man like that.
13. Epic Tweets About The True Side Of Marriage That Nobody Cares To Tell You About
People screaming at the TV are straight-up annoying.
14. Wait, Both Of Them?
This is a mom in training!