8. Things that made you a gentleman before? well, you got comfortable so there’s no being a gentleman now.
Also, try complaining about it in the morning. We dare you. Perks of having a married life 🙂
9. Now you’re naturally going to ignore the farts.
Your spouse has nothing to hide now that you’re legally bound to each other. Enjoy your married life keeping no secrets.
10. Women think their husbands are incapable of grocery shopping
You might think your husband is too lazy to go to the grocery store with you or when he goes alone he isn’t able to figure out what and how to do. In reality, it’s genius. They hope you will never ask them to do it again, one important thing to note in your married life.