10. The Department of Education is just — bye
Sure, there are a lot of problems with the Common Core. But Trump’s assertion to cut the Department of Education would lead to a lot of other problems: no more college Pell Grants, no one to enforce civil rights laws, no one to check rampant inequality, no one to check racial or gender disparities — the list goes on.
11. The world will hate us
Aside from the best friendship with Russian leader Vladimir Putin, US President Donald Trump is already pretty bad at making friends of international leaders. A Mexican ex-president has used profanity to say what he thinks of Trump’s idea of a wall — and that Mexico should pay for it. And we all know what Trump thinks of China. The sad part is that Trump’s bad America PR campaign will come right after America’s image abroad is finally doing better after a mid-2000s dip.
12. Now when Trump is the President, the Second Amendment will come first
It’s all about jobs and freedom, you see. Guns bring manufacturing jobs and help Americans exercise their Second Amendment rights. Now, all you “right-wingin’, bitter-clingin’, proud clingers” of your guns, your god and your religion can have it all.
13. Hope you enjoy your measles
Here’s a concerning combination — US President Donald Trump is an anti-vaxxer. Now, when common diseases that we’ve worked to fight like measles come back, we won’t have Obamacare to help us either. He wants to dismantle the historic Affordable Care Act ASAP.