5. Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
6. Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.
7. {Ross has just whitened his teeth}
Ross: Hey, Rachel, did you notice…
Rachel: Your teeth? Yeah, I saw them from outside.
8. {Chandler’s roommate, Eddie has just accused him of sleeping with his ex-girlfriend and killing his fish}
Phoebe: Why would you kill his fish?
Chandler: Because, Phoebe, sometimes after you sleep with someone you have to kill a fish.
