4. “Cow house”
Use this phrase to describe any domicile of bovines. If someone leaves the door to your home open after entering, you say, “Shut the door, yo. Where you born in a cow house?”
5. “F*ck you! F*ck your eyebrows too!”
Use every time you encounter a person who tries to demean you and wants to crush your spirit. Regardless of the size of their eyebrow hair.
6. “Climb down out of my a*s.”
Use this when at the proctologist.