10. You’ve often had to awkwardly explain your specific physical contact guidelines
‘Look, I don’t usually hug people until the 6th time I’ve hung out with them, and then I’d prefer if we kept it to a 3 second time limit.’
11. Dating is tricky
Because rejecting hand-holding, hugging, and the first kiss can feel like a bit of a snub.
It’s not, we promise.
12.And when you go for a wave and are greeted with open arms, you experience intense panic and despair
People can’t read body language, and it will be the downfall of society.
