7. You live in fear of trust fall exercises
Let’s just agree to trust each other. No need to fall into another person’s arms or make physical contact.
8. Being around drunk people is all fine until they get affectionate
Thank you for the compliment on my shoes, random girl in the toilets. But there’s really no need for you to be clinging on to my neck.
Oh, now you need help walking. This is fun.
9. People are genuinely surprised that you don’t hate them
Just because I reject all your hugs doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate you as a person.
