10. Calling them almost like 100 times in a row if they don’t pick up
In a relationship– Because you have the right to call them as many times as you want
Stranger-danger– Mini-heart attacks every time an unknown number pops up on your phone, at least after the 50th call.
11. Knowing even their pooping schedule
In a relationship– You even know what triggers the, um, downward journey, if you what I mean.
Stranger-danger– This would be the limit of someone stalking you, knowing you pooping time. I can’t decide between gross and extreme levels of creepiness.
12. Knowing his size, not that “size” his cloth measurement dumba**. Head out of the gutter, please
In a relationship– Who knows when you have the sudden urge to buy him those leather pants he talked about last summer?
Stranger-danger– Mr. unknown knows your size? HOW?? *gaping like a fish without air*
