What can you expect from small kids when we as adults tend to mess up the instructions given to us. It is only natural for them to take all the instructions given to them literally. They don’t know any metaphors or phrases. They are too small for such terms. Such kids take instructions too literally.
Hence they end up “Literally” doing what you say.
Here are some examples when kids take instructions seriously and literally do what people asked them to do.
1.KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL SON.
Oh god no!!! What did I teach my son?
2.LOOK UP THE PUPPY TRAINING TIPS ON YOUTUBE.
Now listen here doggie! Learn as much as you can. Because I am taking no more pain.
Hush! Now don’t you go about telling mom and dad I did it purpose! (Not that they understand bark as a language)
Or maybe they asked me to do the same. Cause they are my parents. Laziness runs in the genes.
*Smirks*
3.PUT THEM IN THE BATHROOM.
You never mentioned where so kids take them there. This was the only place which would prove that I did what you asked me to as soon as you enter the bathroom.
Also, chances are you’ll fall tripping over them for a second grader work! (Remember god watches when you make younger people slave around for free.)
Next time remember bribing me. Okay?
4.JUST EAT HALF OF THEM.
Did you say eat half of each grape or half in general? But anyway, kids take them literally.
Eating half the other way was too mainstream!
Symmetry in the best way possible. Isn’t it?
These kids will surely be really good at maths. And well they’ll share food better!
5.WRITE THE FOLLOWING WORDS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
To think the kid was Autistic!
He seems smarter than they let on.
6.BRING A FISH TO SCHOOL TODAY.
From next time they better mention, they want a living one or a cooked one else your kids take it in an uimaginable way.
