7/12. “The time I needed a floppy disk for my homework, but instead said ‘floppy dicks’.”
–Anonymus
8/12. “My gel in my backpack was gone. I borrowed some, nothing seemed wrong. What I didn’t see is they filled it with pee and now my new hair color’s blonde.”
– LimericksYo, student.
9/12. ”Fell asleep in Spanish class junior year, had an incredibly lucid dream about a cat jumping into my face and attacking me. I jump at my desk and my desk slid back about 3 feet and made a really loud sound. When I opened up my eyes everyone was laughing and staring at me. All I could say was “Dream….cat attack….uh..it was so real!”.”
– PossumSugar, student.
